THE FIRST WORLDS LONGEST HYPERLINK

THE FIRST (WORLDS LONGEST HYPERLINK)©

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THIS AMAZING AND ENTERTAINING SITE WAS CREATED BY THE World's GREATEST ONLINE SHOWMAN

J I M C A L L A H A N

Master Magician, Paranormalist, World's Fastest Balloon Sculptor, Owner of Applied Thought Technologies, The Midnight Carnival of Wonder, and Creator of the World's Longest Hyperlink & URL

Welcome to the Worlds Longest HYPERLINK and because it is interactive you ( That's right YOU) make it even larger. ( I know what your thinking). And I am very clever. But it is nice that you think so too. When you click on the hyper link it will increase in font size dramatically thanks to dynamic html code. Please look at the hyper link below or at least part of it for a description of what awaits those who are up to the challenge. The link is below the line. Please be careful do not print out when link is increased it is several stories high! And don't forget the often neglected send a link command on your e-mail program. If you think such things are funny. And you want you friends to question your mental well being.

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Just a little font humor

Question: Why did you do this.

Answer: Because.

Let me see some one else do so much with so little.

First off THIS IS THE LINK! Let me clarify. Everything below the red line above you. This is the link and the link explains what is to be found if you follow it. I hope ya'll enjoy this. I cannot believe some of you have read the whole link! It takes just a couple of minutes but I never expected it to be read in it's entirety). Allow me to introduce myself to you I am Master Magician and Paranormalist Jim Callahan I am also owner of Applied Thought Technologies. You will notice that this is the site of the First Worlds Longest Hyperlink. Because you can bet that there will be more than a few who will take this idea. But that's alright with me because we learn by imitation. But the truly great eventually learn to create. But I as well as all of you know who started this >>>(More on this at the end of the link.).>>> I will now let you in on were you will go if you follow the link? . >>> What Wonders await the few who seek bravely the dark edges of the net>>>If you choose to take the chance and follow the link you are now reading what will you find? Who or what might be there. NOTE: You can click the link at any time if you are short on time, curiosity or have more sense than to read this whole thing. But for those of you who should be doing other things.>>>> Look this way and read on and I will reveal to you the wonders that the following of this link can reveal. For those of you who like the strange and bizarre. And let us not forget the thrill of human computer interaction I submit for you perusal reflection and scrutiny! The Midnight Carnival of Wonder© take a moment to view experience and share with others the eerie interactive display now on exhibit. Now let me ask you this. Who would you like to see P.T. Barnums Fiji Mermaid? I have what remains of the mermaid would you like to see it? Don't answer out loud because I can't hear you I can see you so you can nod your head yes or no but as of yet no sound. ( I have been told by some that the eye at the top of the page follows you were ever in the room you move. Of course this could just be some people spending way to much time on the net. Go ahead and check now I'll wait.................If the eye did follow you wherever you moved you really need to get out side for a wile go for a walk and then come back.). >>>>>>>>>>>>>Take a look at a new form of interactive live performance It has been in production for over twenty years. These are truly the most shocking demonstrations of perceived reality ever presented. If this has you wondering take a look at The Paranormalist© WEB SITE when you decide to follow the link. Never seen before web exclusive and currently under production for television.>>>> Look at this next site when you follow the link. If you want to learn the secrets to psychological mass control. Find out why and how you are controlled More than a few people are upset about this site find out why when you visit. DARK TRUTH WEB SITE© >>>>How to control people just by how you look move and talk. Find out how not to fall prey to psychological control. The DARK TRUTH 2 site.>>>>>>> This is some thing new. Do you know of a haunted house do you live in one and have a web site or possibly your town has a web site and does a haunted house tour. Well you need to be listed in the WWW Haunted House Registy© to be found by following this link.>>> Why can't we just all get along? Why that phrase irritates the heck out of some people and sounds ridiculous to others. Why do only some kids do well in school. Free WET-WARE(upgrade programs for your brain) These are some of the topics briefly discussed in The Applied Thought Technologies WEB SITE. ....Once again to be found by following this link...Also the Link and information to Master Magician Jim Callahan's online brochure....Get the answer to what is a Master Magician people have been asking me for years so get the answer and know the truth about one of magic's best kept and least known secrets/answers......Also some really unbelievable pictures. Now something everybody is interested in The Worlds Fastest Balloon Sculptor© Site. OOOoooh How could you pass that up? Notice I did not say twister or folder this stuff is amazing and the thing with the elephant on the ball is worth the look. And in the area were I live in South Carolina right out side of Hilton Head The THRUSTERS© Have achieved a myth like status. These guys are great and not just because I know them.....Let me make a brief explanation at this time. In addition to being a Master Magician, Paranormalist, the creator of Applied Thought Technologies, I am also a professional musician, and write and arrange the music for the band. People often express the view that the abilities I have developed are the result of genetics or being born talented or blessed by god. I disagree with that. Any one can develop desired abilities with the application of Thought Technologies. And perseverance. That is what makes my diversity of activity possible. I have always worked hand to develop the skills that I wanted My sister and wife would tell you yes it is amazing but also extremely annoying to live with. But I believe any one could do the same. And many do!>>>> Also a link to one of the most amazing research sites for home work (Not only for kids but anyone who wants to get smarter). Is on the site linked to this one. I will also point out at this time that I did not use spell or grammar check on this link. The reason being that I agree with Mark Twain that "It is truly a small mind indeed that can think of only one way to spell a word". Some of you have already sent mail asking why would I do such a thing as this. Other than to give people a few moments of fun. Well that is the point isn't it. A bit of fun. A diversion from the irritation and stress that the web can cause. This is my way of doing that. You see if some one sent you this link or you sent it to some one else it is a diversion and a curiosity and that is my business or at least part of it. You have part of a world record on your screen and it is interactive you can make it double its size..... I create present and lecture on such things.>>>> When the site was done my sister was the first to get sent the link.( I received a swift and gratifying response ). It still almost brings me to laughter. (She also in turn sent it to a few people thinking it funny). There is something about a sibling thinking you are both clever and possibly taking long walks with Rod Serling that is very gratifying>>(For those of you not up on such things Rod was the creator of the Twilight Zone. If you do not know about the twilight zone you need to watch more television). Those who know me realize that was a joke being as I watch very little television or do sleep more than a couple of hours a night>>Instead I create diversions and entertainment for myself and others like you are enjoying now......This also serves another purpose and that purpose is. I have had just about enough of net marketers and their ineffective methods and since I do what I do for a living I could not pass up the opportunity to prove that my interactive principals of Entertainment and Thought Technologies work better than their over used and ineffective marketing strategies. I think we have all had about enough SPAM, BANNERS and Especially the very irritating POP-UP WINDOWS. Of course I sell nothing on line and I am sure they all consider that a tremendous waste. But we have gotten to know each other in a small way. You can find out more when you follow the link. I have been told on several occasions and compare by others P.T Barnum and I must say I consider it a compliment. You see some people have the wrong idea about PT. He was not out to swindle people he provided a diversion the bit of fun mentioned above. I provide the same. This site is but the smallest of example of what I do. You should see the real stuff. (You will see or read about some of it when you decide to click this link. And you can do that at any time).>>> I know I keep bringing that up but I would not anyone thinking they had to read this whole thing. But on the other hand if you have gotten this far you are almost done. I have not as of yet received an e-mail from anyone saying they printed this thing out in large scale. And if they do I hope they at least use the other side of the paper for something more important. (Of course it would be a great visual aid for a report or presentation on marketing and thinking outside of the boxes ). You will notice that their are no paragraphs that is because you cannot create a multi paragraph link. I tried and it and it would not work. I would also like to mention that this link will be added to so that it remains dynamic and changing for those of you who like to keep track of such bizarre things the new additions to the link will be at the bottom and will start with this NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW you will be able to find it by scrolling down the page. Why you would want to I have no idea but if you do like such things go ahead. Also when you follow the link you can be included on the link to the link page. All you have to do is send a e-mail with your web site link and have included a link to the big link (THIS PAGE BEING THE BIG LINK AND IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE IN ANY PARTICULAR PLACE OR SIZE) and I will include you in the links to the link page. Please do me a favor and do not ask me to link your site if you have adult content. Most of you are responsible and understand why. I would also like to point out as we get to the end that if you came to this site directly you can access the worlds longest URL from the page this link leads. I as of yet have not submitted it to search engines. I just have not had time. But I will soon or I will have some one do it. Possibly some one will volunteer. We will just have to wait and see. I have considered having stationary printed with the address. For those of you that have read this far I am impressed. And if you are reading this at work I am really impressed you have found a way to complete all the work that needs to be done and you still have time for this. Or could it be that this is more interesting than work. If you are at school and are reading this. I do hope you are learning something. For instance what you can do when know about computers not allot about computers just a little. Just think what would be possible if one knew allot about the subject. Some one has told me that this is art. Well if art is meant to stimulate thought and entertain you at the same time I guess it might be. But it is interactive and that make you all in part responsible for it. But let me make it clear creating art was not my intention. As stated above it was only to create a little fun and HYPE and share the wonder of what is possible if you don't look at everything from head on. Some times it helps to stand back and tilt your head to the side. (Squinting seems to help also especially if it is really sunny) Please remember the computer does not make us smarter only more productive and that is what it is good for to save us time. I have been hearing allot of people talking about the need for our nations children to be computer literate. That should take just about a week to accomplish don't you think. It is time to relies that we are all different and that that is so because of grand design. If a child has no interest in computers it is because they are 1 not being presented the information properly and 2 not meant to be one of the computer masses. and the same goes for all other disciplines of study if we were all were moved by the same forces the world and society would not work.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Now just take a minute and think that over. Go ahead I will wait..........................................................I am correct am I not. You usually hear people say in frustration it takes all kinds! Well it does. But you should not be irritated by it. I will admit it takes a wile to change ones thought process to take this into consideration. But once you do and you truly understand the concept. You find that you don't get nearly as upset with people who behave differently from you. It really comes down to understanding what motivates people. Check out the Applied Thought Technologies site for more on this type of information. Well I am quickly approaching as you are also what will be the end of this link at this time. For those of you that got this far I should add a couple more stories. After all this link will be several stories high when printed out. Get it story's. First off their is a boy who never grows old his name is Peter. He lives in all of us. Some of you may have forgotten. But now that I have reminded you don't forget. Let the kid come out and play in the sun once in a wile before it's to late. Story 2 Alice and Dorothy said they went to strange and wonderful places. They spoke the truth it was not made up the places they went you can to. Perhaps you need to locate the road marker it can be found in the eyes of a happy child. And a final FACT> ill tempered people have lost their way. They know the stories above may be true. But it's been to long they are lost and they cannot find their way. Show them the way Because People Learn Through Imitation. I came along way to bring this back around but it is true. (Reference to fifth sentence from the top)And it is possible you can all learn to create as children do. For if you have arrived here from the top you know that the truly great create. See Y'all on the other site. Best Wishes........Jim......This is just a final bit of information to make the link just a bit longer..( As if it needs to be) Did you know that the odds of a deck of cards falling in any particular order is 1 in 1,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo, ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo Just thought you might be interested... Best wishes....Jim If you have not realized it yet it is time to click and go.................................................

Worlds' Longest Hyperlink and Worlds' Longest URL ©1/3/200 Jim Callahan& Applied Thought Technologies